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FRI, JULY 15 , 2005

You sing a little something from THE WALL, and you get a veritable flood of letters! Well, not a flood, exactly. But three more - a 300% increase! INSANE!

Sweetrose had some kind words (thanks!), but John B takes the cake so far. He enjoyed Davey's shenanigans, and noticed a similarity to a certain toddler in his own home. "I've got a 2 yr old now...hasn't played with toilet paper yet, but he tried to use my razor as a toothbrush - caught him in time."

Good GOD.

John, for your own protection, don't read your kid any of Davey's upcoming adventures until he's paying his own car insurance.

And another person wrote in, too...JH. Ohhhhh, JH. Your email inaugurates the new "THE UGLY" letter columns. (THE GOOD and THE BAD coming soon.) Click on the link to the left to read JH's missive...but only if you have no objections to flatulence. (Reading about it, not experiencing it. I wouldn't do THAT to you. I'm not even sure HOW I'd do that to you...sound file? Nevermind.)

To anybody else who might be writing in, I'd like to take portions of the letters and quote them here and there...I'll protect your identity, I promise. But if you REALLY don't want me quoting you, let me know in your email.

And I've introduced a few new pages, so if I messed anything up and there's any technical problems, please let me know. Learning by doing, baby.

WED, AUGUST 24 , 2005

The following entry has been amended because it's playing havoc with Google Ads on the site. I do not care to be the web's #1 purveyor of fake methane gas emittors.

Well, if I were the #1 site, that actually might let me quit my day job...

No, never mind. If you must know what the following words are JH is referring to, they rhyme with set tarts. (Which I have heard is a name for loose women on Hollywood sound stages.) And the latter word comes from beans, and is good for your heart. Cause the more you tart, the better you feel. So eat beans, every meal.

FRI, JULY 15 , 2005

Our man JH (you know who you are) wrote in the following:

man how did i get this site when i was lookin under *** *****... dont ask

And that LITERALLY was all he wrote.

Friggin' Google ads...they disable my keywords like 'cartoon' and 'comics', but they stick me under '*** *****''.

JH, I do not know how you got this site.

I do not want to know.

If you find out...please do not email me with your newfound knowledge. TMI, dude. But feel free to come back any time.

And by the way...I am emphatically NOT asking.